When We Get Them Hoes | 2 Live Crew

Intro: [Mr. Mixx]
YEAHHHHHHH, BA-BYYYY!!
It's the boys, we gon' do it like this, one time for ya mind!
All the boys in the house ... y'knahmsayin!
Repeat after me, yo - Say, "Hey! We got them hoes! We got them hoes!"

[The Fellas]
Hey! We got them hoes!
We got them hoes!

[Mr. Mixx]
Yeah, say "Hey! We got them hoes! We got them hoes!"

[The Fellas]
Hey! We got them hoes!
We got them hoes!

Verse 1: [Fresh Kid Ice]
When I get the hoes I let all the boys fuck 'em
Yeahhh!!
No matter what she says, she still got to suck 'em
'Cause bitches will be bitches even when I'm dead
Riiight!
And if I can't fuck, then I'll take some head
'Cause you gotta dog a hoe whenever you can
'Cause bulldaggers run game for every man
True!
To all raggedy bitches, you ain't really nothin'
'Cause when I get a hoe
I LET ALL THE BOYS FUCK 'ER!!!!!

Chorus: [Mr. Mixx]
When we get them hoes,
when we get them hoes,
When we get them hoes,
we let ALL the boys fuck 'em!

When we get them hoes,
when we get them hoes,
When we get them hoes,
we let ALL the boys fuck 'em!

Verse 2: [Brother Marquis]
In the fuck game there ain't no rules
Give it up smooth, put me in there cool
Yeahhhh!
'Cause it's your delight to fuck with fate
You're looking for a way to close the gate
Your sex is hard core, you're the devil's whore
Yeah!
Your mama was one so you will be nothing more
Let me dog-fuck you, bitch, throw down hard
If you don't cum for me, you won't for God!

Chorus

Verse 3: [Brother Marquis]
You must do it right, you freaky dyke!
If you do it wrong you get no dick tonight
No dick tonight!
Dick in your mouth and in your ass is what you love
While you're on your knees, give my homie some
Yeah!

[Fresh Kid Ice]
Bitches know what's up when I'm in command
'Cause Kid Ice is down with the next man
Riiiight!
All the groupie hoes, I'm down with 'em
'Cause at any time they'll let ALL THE BOYS FUCK 'EM!!

Chorus

[Mr. Mixx]
Yeah! When we get them hoes, we let all the boys run up in 'em, y'knahmsayin''
Right about now we gon' let my man get loose!
Mr. Heavy Metal man and stuff ... RUN THAT SHIT, BA-BYYYYY!!

(long guitar riff)
Yeah, we outta here!

Table Dance | 2 Live Crew

Chorus (4x): [Brother Marquis]
Can a bitch do a table dance'
Can a bitch do a table dance'
Hell no!!
Can a bitch do a table dance'
Can a bitch do a table dance'
Get out my face, hoe!

Verse 1: [Brother Marquis]
I don't give my riches to the bitches!
Shake-dancin' ain't nothin' but trickin'
Ten dollars, too much to give 'em
I done had my two-drink minnimum
I watch from a distance so I can
see,Now Charles kickin' me out the VIP'
Bitches callin' me cheap
While they trick as they dancin' in minks
Hoe, you must be crazy
I know it's your job, but I ain't trickin' miss daisy
I want a quick feel, a cheap thrill -
But I ain't payin' no pussy bills!
If you got mouths to feed,
Bitch, you better recognize a dick in need
'Cause I'm a 3-piece nigga, bitch, I don't play
I want the pussy, a place to stay, but I don't pay!

Uhh!! Uhh!! Now throw that pussy!!

Chorus

Verse 2: [Fresh Kid Ice]
Booty clubs where niggas go
Spendin' flow for stripper hoes
And table-tops cost five dollars
If the hoe ain't cute, don't even bother
Bitch, come clean from beginnin'
Drop them strings and skin to win
She gotta show pink to get paid
And I don't want a hoe who's always afraid
I'll flip that hoe like a script
'Cause for all that flow, niggas might trip
'Cause pussy's a man's best friend
And she gotta keep shakin' 'till the record ends
'Cause I like them stripper hoes
The ones from Rolexx and Coco's
So come on, make ya pussy pop
And I keep on gettin' them table-tops!

[spoken]
C'mon, girl, now, show me a shot now...
aaight!
Uhh!! Uhh!! Now throw that pussy!!

Chorus

Verse 3: [Brother Marquis]
Serve me out your best dick-sucker
Much money as I'ma spend in this motherfucker'
You holler "No cash, no ass!"
Well then bitch, I pass!
'Cause I ain't givin' up no cash!
Hell naw!
Not to see YO' funky ass!
You wanna dance'
Don't sewat it!
If I fuck for free, then you can dance on credit
Trick-ass niggas just spoil 'em
Payin' 'em more than the club that employs 'em
Checkin' that booty movin'
To me it's just a form of prostitution
Niggas be wreckin' theyself,
Thinkin' they got that bitch to theyself'
Well I sit back and relax
But tell bitches with babies
they need to work for food stamps
You can pop that pussy tax-free,
But you won't get shit from me!
Uhh!! Uhh!! Now throw that pussy!!

Chorus

Verse 4: [Brother Marquis]
I'm lookin' for a crib for the weekend
I ain't got no ends, but I wanna see the skins
I want mine for the low price
I heard bitches dance free on amateur night!
Shakin' what they mama fuck fo'
When your mama was a hoe, did she get dough'
Don't ask me for a dance; I don't need one
I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
I'm freakin' on like the next man
When you take this cash, I'm lookin' up yo' ass!
Pussy pay the bills, dick pay the rent!
All I got is a thanks and a compliment
Usin' it like a weapon
Bitches gettin paid for sex and affection
Fuck you and your conversation!
I ain't makin' no fuckin' donations!
Uhh!! Uhh!! Now throw that pussy!!

Chorus

All you hoes get on DOWN!!

[During chorus]:
Hop wid it!!
[Hey! Take it to the ground!
Hop wid it!
Get on down!

Chorus

Skeeta Man | 2 Live Crew

Note: Marquis does all the verses; Mr. Mixx does the chorus ["I'm gonna cum!"]


Verse 1:
Let me skeet, don't hesitate
It ain't good to masturbate
Hoe, I'll let you suck my dick
If you say you'll be my bitch
You'll be proud to be my hoe
I'll take you everywhere I go
If anybody else, you belong to me
Is this my pussy'
(woman: Yeah, Marquis...)

I'm the one that has you sprung
When I skeet, we'll have a son
Skeet them jaws, skeet them draws
Pull it out and skeet the walls
Grab it, flip it, hold it, rub it
When I skeet is when you suck it
All you have to do is believe
And the skeet will set you free

Chorus:
Jerk it off, jerk it off, ba-by!
["I'm gonna cum!"]
(3x)
["I'm gonna cum!"]

Verse 2:
For the skeet you are a fiend
Don't you stop this freaky thing
Dick is the one thing that you love
And the skeet's all you're thinking of
If you can't skeet with someone else
You'll skeet off by yourself
Skeetin' nowadays is the thing to do
You'll skeet me and I'll skeet you
Skeet from the front, skeet from the back
Can I skeet in your mouth'
Do you like it like that'
(woman: Yess!)

Taste my skeet, don't it taste so sweet'
For my skeet you are a freak
I skeet off twice and then I'm done
I have to save some skeet for the next one, hon
All you have to do is believe
And the skeet will set you free

Chorus

Verse 3:
Skeetin' is for the young and old
But it's best to skeet in a hoe
Before I go out and skeet a bitch
I always take my skeetin' kick
I like to skeet in big ol' butts
It makes me skeet off big ol' nuts
You can say that I'm a nympho
Skeet in your mouth, then skeet your temple
I skeet best on a one-night stand
Brother Marquis is a skeeta man!
You suck slow and I fuck fast
Don't get mad if the skeet don't last
It ain't love, it must be lust
In the skeet you must trust
All you got to do is believe
And the skeet will set you free

Chorus

Jerk-jerk-jerk-jerk it off babyyy! (4x)